Hello Wankers

Hey to all the Wankers out there.


So I guess you're wondering what this is all about(or at least you find the word "wanker" funny, so you're having a quick shufty at my blog), well if you just wait one minute, I'll tell you.

My name in Onan, Onan Ist, but you can call me A. Wanker, if you like. I'm a 28 year old guy who will be filling out a blog on a regular basis, detailing my attempt to not be a wanker for the whole of Lent.

I'll post on here whenever I get the urge to treat Percy Penis to a quick shuffle, either detailing why I am in the mood to crack one off, just a random thought I am having at that moment or possibly post my "Wanker of the Day" comment.

My "Wanker of the Day" will be a combination of people who absolutely screw up (ala Charlie Sheen - but it will never BE Charlie Sheen because thats like spunking on fish in a barrel) or just a regular reader who would like to nominate themselves.

I'm sure this will take some time to get up and running, so if you do read this and feel like commenting, feel free - we're all wankers here.

Anyway, I'm going to sign off now, so Happy Wanking.