Wanker of the Day #1

Hello Wankers,

Well, first day on the blog, I guess I should post my first "Wanker of the Day", so without further ado, todays "Wanker" is:

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 The "Wanker of the Day" is Onan Ist!
Thats right, it seems that the first "WOTD" should be me.
So, why am I a wanker?
Well I've started a blog about how I am giving up wanking for Lent, so at the moment, in that sense, I'm not a wanker, but the whole ethos of this endeavour isn't just about literal wankers, but metaphorical ones too, and there are few metaphorical wankers bigger than me - as you'll see over the cumming* posts.

So congratulations to the Habitual Wanker(I'm all about the self promotion) on being the first "WOTD".


*Thats right my friends, there will be more sex related jokes.